Miss Hoity-Toity
and my lack of hearing.
Her: Can you PLEASE look up “Rear Window?”
Me: I’m sorry what was the title?
Her: “mumble Window?”
Me: MMM I am pulling up several with that title…
Her: I said “REAR WINDOW”
Me: OH! I’m sorry. One second.
Her: You mean, YOU are not FAMILIAR with HITCHCOCK?
Me: Did she write Hunger Games?
bwammp, bwaammp bwaammp.
